I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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