dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's paint friendship bongs
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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