Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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