I wanna passion pit in your ass
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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