their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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