it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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