can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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