Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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