Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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