Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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