So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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