the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
