I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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