I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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