the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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