was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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