Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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