i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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