I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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