well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
