People in love make me want to vomit
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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