it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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