too bad you live with your parents still
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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