Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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