He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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