it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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