Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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