Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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