Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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