Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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