Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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