No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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