Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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