I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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