highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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