we're blogging at a bar
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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