Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he thought i was a dude.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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