Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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