Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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