my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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