it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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