i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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