It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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