I wish I could teleport
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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