Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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