your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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