you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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