you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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