He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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