My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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