But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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