kristin has been a bad kristin
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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