Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
