is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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